my mom told me that in high school she used to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad
bisexual means you can only like 2 things i’ve chosen drinking and wizards
you know you have hit your lowest point of being low when you start procrastinating your showers
God, your voice.
I don’t think you’ll ever understand what your voice does to me.